Mulder giving Scully different names.
God I hope this is true.
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
"A fictionalized, albeit slightly ridiculous, version of Stargate Command is an excellent cover for the real thing in the event of a security leak."
"I’m sorry, sir, did you say slightly ridiculous?”
A Day at SGC - Joel Goldsmith - Stargate Continuum